Tuesday 26 April 2022

A Summer Bus Ride to Bangalore - 2022

 A Summer Bus Ride to Bangalore - 2022

I had been travelling from Kochi to Bangalore since 1985. The major changes that occurred were Cochin became Kochi (though usually, my trips were from Aluva) and Bangalore became Bengaluru. The sleepy garden city of Bamgalore, which I could scan fully in  a forenoon, by bicycle, now expanded almost to Hosur in the South, and is seen bursting at its seams all around. It has transformed into an ugly, choking, concrete jungle.  In the later days,  I had a few trips to Bangalore on motorbike as well. After my initial trip by train in 1985, I hardly ever took recourse to train for my trips.  My annual trips as a student of Theology, and later, as a Social Work educator on field trips, were invariably by bus(es).  I adopted the interesting method of hop-on and hop off, and reach Bangalore taking some extra time – instead of the 10 or 11 hours by the luxury buses, in about 13 to 14 hours.  This is besides the time I wouuld spend at Chalakudy or Thrissur to watch a movie, before I boarded the next connecting bus. On rare occasions, I did take recourse to air travel, on account of emergencies and sometimes, the flights working out dirt cheap. 

I arrived from Doha on Saturday,  April 23rd, just for attending our CMI plenary meeting. And I decided to use ordinary public transport to reach there. On 24th afternoon, I got a bike ride till Angamaly starting off at 2.40 pm. By 3.15 I boarded an AC bus as 2 other buses didn't have any vacant seats.  By 4.30 Thrissur.  And the green shabby looking TN transport was ready to leave for Coimbatore via Kozhinjampara. I felt this was worth trying.  It was not via the usual Palakkad route. So the conductor had the additional task of announcing at evey stop not via Palakkad, and in spite of that some people would get in, and would have to be guided out from the bus.  Some would get in, and when they get to know that min charge was Rs 14.00, would step out. One entered with a s ack having some stuff.  Not a big one. The conductor insisted that a luggage charge of Rs 40.00 had to be paid. He preferred nother bus, and the bua had to be stopped to let him out.  A smart looking youth with an I tag 'makroline' jumped on to the moving vehicle near Wadakkanchery whistling with the ease of an expert, thus guiding the bus.  He was familiar to the bus and the conductor, Mr Danapalan.  He took upon himself to assist the conductor, and made announcements in Malayalam, comforted people who were trying to get a seat.  Got himself saddled into conductor seat (By the way, there is nothing demarcated as conductor seat.  But conductor was repeatedly mentioning to all the back seat riders that the window seat near the door was his, and in case, someone sits, will have to vacate the same for him; once, he entrusted me the task of ensuring this, as I was occupying a section of the bench seat in the last row! I didn’t say anything against or for), then called one of the youngsters on board, who was carrying his child in his arms.  He got him relieved of the tiny baggage that the child was, who appeared very apprehensive, wondering whether to cry or not, stretching her hands towards the father, who stood, just in front of her, and insisted that it was okay!  The young man appeared very agile, sportive and was evidently a daily commuter on the route.  I clarified with him if this was a shorter route, and he said that the distance was more or less the same; the other one took the highway ride, with straight and better road, but this one took the country roads.

The bus kept on moving.  It was almost always full, with some people standing.  The bus looks shabby, seats are not very good or comfortable, but tolerable.  KSRTC buses are much more elegant with greater leg space. Apparently, they last only till the vehicle gets stuck with the first repair, then they are usually out there.  So many new buses keep disappearing.  Almost 50% of AC volvo buses introduced are said to have disappeared from the roads thus! But TN buses, though their appearance is not impressive, they are functional.  They carry people.  And it is heard that they don’t incur losses.

The bus passed through country roads – meandering through paddy fields, and sections with trees on both the sides of the road - perhaps district roads. Wadakkanchery, Alathur, Athanoor, Koduvayoor, Puthunagaram, Thathamangalam, Chitoor, Nallepally, Kozhinjamppara, Velanthavalam, Athippallam.

My neighbour on the last row was an Oriya (I presume - from the script appearing on his phone) labourer, who had some defect with his eyes.  But he was merrily watching and listening to video programmes and music on the mobile.  After almost 2 hours from Thrissur, he began to request the conductor to let him relieve himself… But conductor would not let him.  He began to preach to him regarding need to control, and gave a lecture comparing the plight of women on such travels. He was determined to have any such stop only at Kozhinjampara.  A Malayalee sitting in front of me was desperate for water.  He wanted to get down and buy a bottle of water.  But Mr Danapalan was equally strict with him too.

We reach around 6.40 at Kozhninjampara.  It is a small village town – the buses stop there. There is a stall where you get tea/coffee/cold drinks etc. No tender coconut.  I get a soda lemonade – Rs. 20.00. I request the vendor to clean the glass and he assures it is well cleaned.  I look for kappalandi mithai – only loose pieces are available, no packet.  I avoid that.

My Oriya neighbour is getting enough time to relieve himself – there is some shabby paid facility, and there is the whole open village for men to relieve themselves.

Kozhinjampara  (a flash back) reminds me of a dream project torpedoed by narrow parochial concerns that exist almost everywhere, though rarely seen among CMIs, in this case, as an exception.  As land was rather cheap in this area, Rajagiri College with Dr. Injody (who owns a 5 acre coconut farm in this area) in the lead and me fully supporting as the Finance Controller, sought to get a plot of land for our outbound exercises and some farming experiments. This region is allocated for various ministries to Coimbatore province. We had no intention to get involved with any such ministry, but only to have this farm and camping facility for our students. We identified a plot of about 24 acres, with a big pond and undulated land having coconut palms, fields for sugar cane, paddy etc. An ideal spot. They demanded Rs. 2750.00 per cent. We were almost agreed to except that there was a small plot in the middle which was said to be purampokku.  But we decided to have it.  And from our part, as a matter of courtesy, informed the then provincial of Coimbatore! And lo, they protested and insisted that we don’t acquire any such property there. I felt it was foolish on our part to have gone to take them into confidence.  I came to know that after a month that land was gone, @ Rs. 4000.00 per cent!!

In the next stretch as we depart from Kozhinjampara, the bus became less crowded. The conductor was finally having time to sit down and tally his sheet regarding passengers! Phew!! While the bus runs and having to control the whole show, he also has to make continues entries regarding the passengers, and at any point, he would know how many seats are occupied, and where all people are to get down.  Accordingly, he directed people travelling long to get a seat at the earliest.

He became friendly, and in the course of our discussion, he told that this route had the advantage of going cool, dust free, through the fields and the greenery of trees. I fully agreed with him. It was already getting dark, and I could no longer enjoy the beauty of the green surroundings.  There was a canal passing by, and willows on its sides grew tall and thick.  He advised that I should not have got stuck to the back seat, but should have seated in the middle and the ride would have been much more pleasurable.

He said the trip might take about 10 or 15 mts extra, but you are saved from the dust and heat of the high way. But the bus would reach only Ukkatam, and you have to fetch another town bus to reach Gandhipuram, from where you get long trip buses.

I get down.  Walk about a kilometer to see if I can find some joint where I can eat or drink something to my taste. My ankle is hurt.  The streets are busy with people, especially of the Muslim community, arguably busy with Ramadan shopping. I find the next bus stop and hop on to the bus to Gandhipuram.  It is just Rs. 10.00. As I step down, the bus to Salem is already there and I enter that. The bus goes on at the approximate 160 kilometers is covered in about 4 hours.  The ticket is for Rs. 135.00. I reach Salem past 1200 midnight, and I find the crowded location of the huge stand wherefrom Bangalore buses depart, at least 10 buses are waiting to depart to Bangalore.  I find a back seat again, which gives me ample space to stretch my legs. Just around 200 kms and the ticket is for 235.00.  This time, I am blessed with sleep, and till past Hosur it goes on uninterruptedly.  About 15 kms to Bangalore, I decided to keep awake.   The bus drops me at Christ University stop, which was called Devasthala earlier.  I have some 300 mts to cover on foot to reach Dharmaram College, my destination.  

I have spent 13 hours and 45 minutes on the roads.  I could read, stop, walk, stretch my legs and back, and in the process, manage my travel in just Rs. 630.00. That, to me, was fun. My refreshments were limited to peanuts, and apparently, my body has revolted with an onset of gout!! It’s painful! But has to put up with it, and need to be careful, now! No other go!!